Ghanaian President Insults OBJ

Ghanaian President Insults OBJ

12 Dec 2015
 I read it somewhere that the Ghanian President has just insulted my own OBJ. To me this cannot be true and if it is we must respond appropriately. This to me is equivalent to the shooting down of the Russian warplane by Turkey. Obj is a legend, to me he is the greatest living African and a walking Statue. So for this person who just emerged to call my own Baba names is just not acceptable.  For me, I have decided to impose my own sanctions pending when the Federal Government would impose theirs.  So my people until the Ghanian President tenders an unreserved apology to OBJ personally in Otta, I impose the following sanctions: no longer will I chase Ghanian ladies this would affect their foreign reserves since there would be no inflows from me to the Ghanian economy via the several gifts I send there regularly. No more watching Nollywood movies with Ghanian actors and actress, this is my attempt at crippling their copycat movie industry, no more use of Ghanian barbers for my haircut. I have instructed my wife to stop using her salon where the stylist is Ghanian till further notice. These are the first level of sanctions and if that apology does not come, I will impose stricter sanctions which will be aimed at the pockets of top Ghanian Government officials. This is just the beginning, let’s wait and see.
Prof Ayade I’m coming
 I have just been invited by the new Commissioner of New Towns Development, the Honourable George Ekpungo to visit Calabar the very scenic and beautiful capital of Cross River State. Hon. Ekpungu called me around 2.am one night to discuss the plans of the Cross River State Government especially in the area of infrastructural development and further maximising the huge tourist potentials of the state. The state is already well known for its tourism industry but according to Ekpungu this government would further up the ante and leave Nigerians and indeed the international community breathless with amazement by the time they are through. When he finished, I thanked him and looked at the time, it was 2.30 am. These people no dey sleep o.  I am looking forward to my visit with excitement, the Calabar Carnival, the beautiful and ancient buildings, the weather, the nice people and much more importantly the you know what.  Kai, that place is paradise. Please George my needs are very simple just make sure you place a Private Jet on standby, filled with champagne and strawberries. The Hostess must be light in complexion not shorter than six feet. His Excellency must receive me at the Margaret Ekpo International Airport accompanied by the full cabinet and all ex Governors complete and lest I forget bring Kate Henshaw along and mama Bakassi. Finally a cultural troupe with 21 young virgins wearing that your beautiful cultural attire and dancing to Iyanya’s music must escort me to my Hotel. My wife has insisted that she wants to be part of my entourage but I have told her that I will be at Redeemed Camp that weekend in prayers, so I will be free. How can she follow me to Calabar in December? na lie, devil is a lair.  Abeg show me the way to the airport.
Jennifer Olize supports Aquila Creative industry Fund
 Jennifer is extremely beautiful with olive skin. She is the daughter of legendary Frank Olize the NTA man who redefined TV broadcasting. For five years now she has been promoting the very exciting show, Music meets Runaway. For five years now she has continued to show case the very best of Nigeria’s creative talent.  I met up with her recently at the Eko Hotel Hotel Swimming pool to discuss this years event and her passion for the creative industry was really striking. It is in this pursuit that she is backing the Aquila Creative Industry Fund, this fund aims at giving creative people who are usually highly talented but naive in things of finance and investments an opportunity to parlay short term benefits  derived from their talents into sustainable wealth . This Fund would give them a platform to invest and manage their wealth through very safe investment vehicles. Promoted and managed by Aquila Asset Management Limited a frontline Asset Management Firm with over eight years cognate experience and over N4bn Funds under Management. Aquila would be working with Jennifer in spreading the message of sustainable wealth management for our stars. Already she is organising an empowerment session with people like Tonye Cole, Mo Abudu, Folorunsho Alakija and the MD of Aquila speaking to over 300 creative people this December at the Eko Hotel in Lagos.  This would be coming in the back of her MMF Foundation a platform she has set up to give back.  I support this very intelligent ladies initiative even as I wish she and Aquila well in this very commendable outreach.
Bolanle Austen Peters explodes again
 I will never tire praising to high heavens this lady. Even my mama don dey tire but how do you stop singing the praises of a genius. She will this December unveil her debut directorial outing with her massive play, Waka.  For the first time she would be Producing and directing and I swear from what I have seen it will be massive.  It is the story of some youths in a journey of self discovery.  It will come with song and dance and massive choreography. She also has reserved roles for 8 kids and this would appeal to the Disney watching crowd and add more zest to the production. December is the month of Bolanle she owns the month. See what she did with Saro last year, even the then Presidential candidate attended and she stupefied Lagos with that exciting production. I have begged to be given a waka pass role, but Bolanle has steadfastly said NO. It is her lose sha since she is ignoring a massive talent, a talent that will one day perform at the Aso Rock Villa when my Akwa Ibom bro Slim Kokoette emerges as the first Ibibio President of Nigeria after Biafra has left.  Kai, Bolanle please naaaaaaa!!!!!
Vote for Loudwhispers MAN of the year
 Voting has started o. Please send text to me 08051000195 and the number on top of this page, nominating your candidate for Loudwhispers Man of the year. This person could be of either gender, be in any sector of our national life. The winner will be ‘yabbed’ full page in Loudwhispers for our last article of the year, he will receive Popcorn delivered by Ben Bruce and have his picture taken with me. So let the votes start coming in. Anybody you want me to yab in National life just send your nominations and get your room ready for me to come and hide after the yabis.  Winner will be announced next Saturday and the article will be published last Saturday of the month.. Let’s have fun guys.
Gabriela and Godrey Ogbechie
 My friends o. Godrey my classmate at LBS and Gabriel my only friend and fan. I’m sending out a shout out to these two for being such a wonderful couple. Godrey bought my books and came for my launch, Gabriel refused to come and has dodged. I want to thank Godrey for her support even as I beg Gabriel to buy the book o, we need to pay school fees. Any ways I wish you guys a lovely Yuletide sea