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NEWSPAPER REVIEW FOR THURSDAY 15TH SEPTEMBER,2016 VANGUARD Enugu Chamber of Commerce slams FG, says economy in depression Why PDP is lamenting— Afegbua Return economy to Jonathan’s era and resign, PDP tells Buhari Low turnout as Arik resumes operation Odubu denies rift with Oshiomhole over poll shift Oshiomhole commissions industrial boreholes in Ihievbe GUARDIAN Ahmed empathises with citizens over economic recession INEC’s, security agencies’ neutrality not guaranteed, says Wike Catholic clerics task government over alleged mishandling of recession, others IPOB faults Nnamdi Kanu’s continued detention, Boko Haram’s Kabiru Sokoto’s purported PDP asks President Buhari to quit over poor performance Government reviews 2017 fiscal plan to check recession PUNCH Repentant militants surrender arms to Okorocha I feel your pains, Ahmed tells Kwara residents Ignore Boko Haram’s threat to capture Buhari, says DHQ Kukah to Buhari: Stop blaming Jonathan, solve current problems We’ll give Apapa a new look, says Ambode Patients groan as teaching hospitals’ cancer machines break down THISDAY Two Years After, Amaechi, Ambode Reflect on Ebola, Call for Strong Surveillance System Foreign Loans: Prioritise Manufacturing, Society of Engineers Urges FG Nigeria’s Josephine Orji Shatters World Record at Rio Paralympics Ecstasy in Ibadan as Institute Exhibits Diesel, Kerosene Produced from Plastics Economy: Catholic Bishops Want Buhari to Take Responsibility THE NATION Military dismisses Boko Haram video as ‘complete joke’ Economy: Sanusi, Kukah give Buhari wake-up call Buhari, ministers, others tackle recession at retreat today Ex-minister set for grilling over $1.092b Malabu Oil deal cash EFCC declares ex-Governor Shema wanted Unity Bank sacks 215 workers NIGERIAN PILOT Nigerian maritime will perform, only if Amaechi listens-ship owners Nigeria`s unity non-negotiable-Tambuwal Bayelsa guber: Dickson, Sylva, PDP`s fate hang as appeal court reserves judgment Outrage in Ekiti over attack on church worshippers by masquerades 19 year old girl commits suicide in Benue Protesters demand release of OPC leaders, others from

Wedding tips for this recession

Copied please. HOW TO THROW A WEDDING WITH JUST N49,950 ONLY IN THIS CURRENT Buharic ECONOMIC SITUATION. Please take your calculator, follow me as i make them easy for you and your about to be spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to 50k. -A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 - -Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown:N3500 -White high heels from Dealdey: N3500 -Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000 -Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500 -Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one) -12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150 -Bride Accessories (Old ones) -Hairdresser charges: N1700 -Groom Haircut: N300 -Best Man- Freestyle with old suit Abeg! -Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 need wasting money on that -Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On ur Own) -Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 need! -Bridal train makeup DIY:N0 need! -Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300 -Just hire your car from relative or friend -Decoration(Bal loons & ribbons): N500 -Fuel 3000 -Wedding Venue (Church hall) -Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 need to spend on that -Photogrid app for editing/ pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0 need to spend -Reception Venue (Any Open field) -Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000 -Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): -- Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably) -London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-N2000 -Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500 -Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300 -Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100 -Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350 -A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to the open field) N1500 -Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000 -Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500 One packet of cabin for small chops: N700 5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500 Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500 Twenty five packs of locally prepared -jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500 Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500 Miscellaneous: N500 Balance: N50 You see : Now you can share this with someone planning a wedding soon and thank me later Indeed, everything has #changed

Inspirational story

You might have read this story but it's worth reading again. This is arguably the most beautiful story I have received on whatsapp! READ... A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine, this was his explanation: "I've been working in this factory for 35 years. Hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the morning and say goodbye to me every evening when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported for work, like all other days, you greeted me in your simple manner 'Hello'. But this evening after working hours, I curiously observed that I had not heard your "Bye, see you tomorrow". Hence, I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye' every day because they remind me that I am someone. By not hearing your farewell today, I knew something had happened. That's why I was searching every where for you." Moral Lesson to reflect upon: Be humble, love and respect those around you. Try to have an impact on people who cross your path every day, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Let this story be an inspiration. Let's share to inspire others; someone shared this to inspire me and I've been greatly inspired by this story. U r bless..