Deji's pastor added him on Facebook and Deji innocently accepted him.

Deji's pastor added him on Facebook and Deji innocently accepted him.
Two minutes later, a message came in for Deji from his pastor and the message goes this way...
PASTOR: How are you deji?
DEJI: I am fine, pastor.
PASTOR STARTED PRAYING FOR DEJI:  Many the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.
Deji: No reply
Pastor:  May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family.
Deji: No reply
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of favour.
Deji began to wonder if his pastor was ok but didn't reply.
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches.
Deji never said a word: no reply.
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success.
Deji: No reply.
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.
Deji still didn't reply.
Pastor: Are you there Deji?
Deji: Yes, pastor.
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the blessings.
Deji now replied the pastor: Okay Pastor.
 Deji then started his prayers as well: 
Deji: May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family.
Pastor went quiet.
Deji: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
Pastor remained quiet.
Deji:  May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus' name.
Pastor still kept quiet.
Deji: Pastor, you should be saying amen to claim the blessing now. 
Pastor: May thunder fire you! 
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MORAL:
Beware of curses issued as prayers.
An earthquake of happiness is nothing but a tsunami of sadness!
Ka sun layo ...