Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂 Smart answers On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him, Teach him...... 😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝 .......................................... A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student - one of my shoes was in my mom's hand 😂😂😝😜 🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍 👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: 60k Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😡 Salesman: 😆😝😂 Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : He is a rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book on How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝👌😂😜😃😄 Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did you drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase? 😜😂😝🍻👍 HAPPY WEEKEND!